Saturday, August 16, 2008

Calling all bacon lovers

I like finding places that offer some, well, uh.....unique items. Goofy stuff. Not that I have purchased anything...yet...but you never know when it will be the one time when you need something completely off the wall.
Well, I have found a place just for those special occasions. The place is called Archie McPhee. http://www.mcphee.com/
I am featuring some of their bacon collection here. And no, I am not getting any kickbacks (but if I were....the wallet is pretty snappy. Too bad they don't have a bacon purse to go with it).

Starting off is the bacon wallet. No doubt one should start their bacon collection here, because you will certainly get attention when you whip out your wallet to buy future bacon purchases. Sure beats duct tape .... and you get the all of the bacon goodness without the grease!

I'm thinking the next step would be your bacon lunchbox (since they don't have a purse). You need a place to hold all of your bacon treasures.

Now keep in mind, I have not included all of the bacon treats, but this one should be in your shopping cart.....bacon flavored jelly beans. I don't think Jelly Belly has this in their flavor guide.

Now, after you've consumed some of those tasty treats, you won't want to be caught without some bacon floss....your dentist will thank you!
Then after those pearly whites are flossed, don't foget minty fresh bacon laced mints, compliments of Uncle Oinker.
Yes, sadly all good things come to an end. But don't get too down. You will always have the wonderful bacon aroma lingering anywhere you choose with sizzling bacon scent.

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